Venal: When the Biggest Enemy Is Yourself

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OH GOD THIS IS SO BIASED DAMN GOONS
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"The CFC greatly outnumbered BL/Pizza/401k, the possible reason being that Makalu and co. were still transitioning into their new homes."I think the reason for this is that they just don't have that many people. No I'm not saying that CFC are horrible blobbers, well not anymore than anyone else, but seriously I don't know what sort of fleet numbers people are expecting from 1 moderate sized alliance and a couple of really small ones.
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Wow..... First of all BL, and Pizza are not even blue to 401k, second pretty much everytime you mentioned 401k it was actually Pizza that did what you were saying, and there there is this rediculous statement that imply BL and Pizza will ever match CFC numbers, BL has like 800 members, and Pizza has like 300, and CFC is what... 30k plus? Serious question.... Is there even an allience in the CFC thats as small as BL, and Pizza combined? I find it hilarious that you even trying to call this a war to be honest with you.
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"Blackpizza1k" NO, we are called "Pizza Coalition".
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"but seriously I don't know what sort of fleet numbers people are expecting from 1 moderate sized alliance and a couple of really small ones" - By the amount of hurfs they've blurfed on Kugu, I'd say somewhere around the two million mark...
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With allies like SMA and Lawn its a wonder the CFC does not implode. Dumb and dumber. And who was the retard to name the sub-coalition "Branchco" (not kidding) Please self destruct and quit the game.
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Don't be mad that BL is controlling your game br0. Kugu is our 'sphere'
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You are correct, apparently it was pizza that bombed the battlecruisers, they didn't show up in the battle report.I never said BL would match the CFCs numbers, but I know that if BL had 100 more people they probably would have fought regardless.A war doesn't require both sides to have similar numbers, it's simply an ongoing conflict. If you'd like me to refer to it as genocide, or a massacre, I can.
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I think you'll find size is pretty irrelevant when it comes to what defines "war".
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Why are you even bothering. If you don't type the article in all caps and post retarded dunk videos they won't be happy. Probably not even then.
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Blackpizza1k** - I vote 'Elo Knight's Pizza Club'.
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Confimed, The Mittani got owned on kugu lastnight, and banned anyone that made him look foolish.
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Pizza are like 10 people. Really.
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Sounds like Branchco but slightly less gay.Not good enough.
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This isn't a SOV grind. This is the CFC looking at a few of their allies being dumped on so they join up for gud fights without understanding you can't have gudfights when the enemy has nothing to lose and you outnumber them 4-1.
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"LAWN is actually doing great, you may be thinking of fcon."Maybe I'm missing the humor here?
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Lawn is putting more people in fleets, they haven't gotten bombed as hard as fcon, they haven't mistimed anything like SMA. I'm really not sure what logic you are using to arrive at this assumption. You've only been in the north 4 months though, so its not like you know what you are talking about.
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Alright I'm going to break it down for you:You said you haven't noticed any infighting, I point out that you actually made a dig at a blue alliance involved in the war in this very comment section.I'm not saying I don't agree with you, I'm just proving my point.Also I've been in the north longer than 4 months, but that just goes to show how little you think before you post.
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A lot of people in the CFC including you seem to think that BL actually believes they're going to take sov. They don't. They're just doing it for the fun and because the CFC or HBC is the closest and most populated thing to shoot at, and because of their huge numbers they pretty much offer endless entertainment.
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That's not infighting, we troll each other all the time.
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Sorry, when I asked if I was missing the humor and you swiftly went to the defense of LAWN I assumed I didn't miss it.
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This is how the CFC has won all their wars. Or did you really think people like SMA and FA ect got their space by fighting for it?
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FCON grunts voted for BranchBros, for the proper amount of gayness.
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Its cool powers you know us monkeys have never been real "good" at that timing stuff anyway :)
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You just have performance issues?
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There's not that many structures to grind, really. No space to take over and the only moons are the ones that BL decides to put in RF. The CFC has put their membership on lockdown and are forming up the big fleets in the hopes that it gets hostiles out of venal.
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Since we are all equally useless we fit well together.It's great, we even got the whole north donated to us as people felt sorry for the useless people of CFC :)
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nothin' wrong with a little bromance
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"You said you haven't noticed any infighting, I point out that you actually made a dig at a blue alliance involved in the war in this very comment section."Damn, if giving people a little shit for fucking up is infighting, the CFC is at risk of breaking up over internal strife any second now. In fact, they have been since long before the coalition was formed! Aaaaany second now.
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Ok
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Then they should stop moaning when they get blobbed or they lose their tech moons.If you don't want to fight a bear don't jab it in the eye with a stick when it's asleep.
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OTEC died when BL and NCDotte broke the agreement.Since Ev0ke didn't break their agreement they were going to be allowed to keep their Tech Moons, until they sold them all to Goonswarm.So since the vast majority of Tech Moons are in the CFC, and those that remain are in the hands of people who broke the first one, who exactly are we going to have an agreement with?
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The BranchCO name we picked was all about the bromance!
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You didn't really just ... oh shit you did. Oops. I was going to start that with "IB4 ..." but I thought that would just be TOO obvious.
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Sov. grind? You guys SBUing Venal? Or do you actually think BL is after sov.?
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What tech moons? They don't own any tech moons or sov.
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Mittani dot com's purpose has changed since it first started, it's now a for us, by us propaganda site.
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who ever said it was going to be a war? I always thought it would be a roflstomp. Small organisational failures aside (oooh the hurdles of 10k+ member coalitions) roflstomping is commencing.
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I personal like BranchBuddies but BranchBros works too.
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Guys! Evac! Gewns are sbuing k3j! Pull out your assets while you still can! Meanwhile, I'm going to continue to hunt carebears with bounties in branch. Omnomnomnomnom!
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They don't have any moons _anymore_
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Can we be "BroCo?"
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Dominoes, mini-coalition title.
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You came back to a shit alliance that is even more shit now. SMA is the IRC of the CFC plain and simple.
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None of you are moaning? I'll remind that to the Black Legion guys I see moaning about dirty goon blobbers next time I hate myself enough to read the EVE-O forums.
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This site was interesting when it first came out. Now it sucks more then the other shitty news site. GJ guys!
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And yet, if it wasn't on TM.com you'd bitch that the CFC is failing to report an operation where it made numerous mistakes. Please pick a point of view.
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Maybe they're referring to TEST and FA sticking their tongues out at each other.
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Welcome to 0.0, where it takes 444 people to do the work of 20
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I know, and the worst part is the comment section, where people give unhelpful, generic complaints that don't really say anything, while not offering solutions.
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Yeah, that happened, what are you trying to say with it?
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Just replying to see if you have to have the last word.
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"makalu and co." yahok
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It kind of provokes a response.
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Get a room already.
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and blue everyone right? i think that's how we're supposed to play
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Eve who is your friend

Kcolor is the main bomber FC for the CFC and was present at this fight, while I try to remove bias from engagements there will always be some.

The first "real" timers of the war between the CFC and Blackpizza1k (name pending) came out Jan 08, 2013.  Two tech moons in P-VY under Black Legion.'s ownership were coming out of their reinforce cycle.  The CFC greatly outnumbered BL/Pizza/401k, the possible reason being that Makalu and co. were still transitioning into their new homes.  The CFC fielded sentry carriers (known as Das Uber Boot), Alphafleet (Maels, Rokhs, Logis), a frigate fleet, two bomber fleets, and a small t3 battlecruiser fleet.  BL. looked to be forming ahacs, with and 401k had bombers in-system. Black Legion. decided to stand down, while 401k stayed in system to harass the CFC.

As the CFC fleet getting situated on the tower, their t3 battlecruisers warped in and proceeded to get bombed, losing about half the fleet. While both towers were quickly dispatched despite that setback, SMA was wildly unprepared to re-tower the moon.  After five minutes of the moon sitting tower-free, 401k was able to ninja in a small tower.  With only bombers on the field, they were unable to stop the CFC forces from destroying the replacement after it was captured, though SMA fumbled again, nearly resulting in the spot being stolen a second time.

The rest of the night was uneventful. SMA lost a few more haulers trying to online and fuel the towers, but eventually they re-secured their two tech moons.

401k put up a good fight given their resources, while BL. probably made the best choice by not engaging. Hopefully more timers yield similar results, but either way, hostilities in Venal are underway!

 

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Kcolor, primary cap FC of the CFC. @KcolorCFC Did I interest you in EVE? http://tinyurl.com/cff4nrd Did I interest you in LoL? http://tinyurl.com/b9ezx8h