TROLL Schisms, Flips X-7 Station

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Bleh why does the north never has this kind of Drama ?Can we recruit Sort Dragon ? he seems to be the destroyer of empires ^^Seriously tough The South is where its at !
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Get rid of Mittens if you want interesting gameplay.Plague of stability.
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Dictatorships stand and fall with the quality of their ministery of information. In the case of the north the dictator an the minister of information are the same:the mittani. Thus the Authoritarian regime is stable. Get rid of the mittani (when he wins eve) a d the north will get intresting again.
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Just start shooting everyone you see. Things will get interesting in short order.
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Because North is populated by people who are more interested in shooting red crosses and accumulating space wealth than they're in shooting other players? They enjoy massaging their fat wallets and safe up at the slightest hint of pvp.
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I thought this sort of trollbait wasn't kosher.
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Trolling implies it's incorrect
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Turncoats turn coat. No big surprise.
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He's entitled to his opinion. Regardless of it's inherent invalidity.
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take a leaf out of TROLLs book and get rid of the guy at the top who is RMTing all your ISK away. once there is no profit in stability thing up north might get interesting. problem for many of your members after that might then be who you are going to buy all your RMT ISK from in the future
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Okay, so you say that the Northern guys like pvp... So, how do you explain the fact that there are no good fights in the North? The simplest explanation, which is typically the right one, is that those guys don't like pvp.If you have alternative explanations, we're all ears.
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Watch everyone else in the other 2/3 of the alliance bail out in the next week..Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
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There's plenty of them, maybe you should give it a try instead of wallowing in your own feces on Kugu all day.
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"Theres plenty of them"That explains the stream of BRs coming from the North--oh wait.
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Hahaha I can't believe people are still spouting this garbageYou've really deluded yourselves into actually believing this, haven't you?
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Plenty of what? Explanations or fights? Bollocks. North has ratters and moon miners.
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"In the end, the corps that left TROLL say that they plan to form a new alliance and to fight for Feythabolis in an attempt to usurp Troll. " WIth the vast majority of their wealth locked up in Troll Stations.
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I think you forgot the fall of the NC. That was the holy grail of drama.But yeah, lately the north has been pretty uninteresting. It might be a very long time before anyone gathers up enough stuff to even attempt an attack on the CFC.
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Hahahahahahaha I was a member of troll and snake lies outright. Troll has had one of the worst SRPs in the game. Yes they subsidize ships but they never replace even doctoring ships. They did however start replacing capitals if you lost them on alliance ops and logi has been replaced from the start. But honestly Troll never lost very many caps thanks to DD being afraid of HIFIs super fleet.
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Because half the north is in the south?
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Apparently, those 600+ members that left (out of 6700 or so) were the main pvpers.Unclaimed. has been putting up truly pathetic numbers after those corps left.
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The reasons and claims I could give have been given a thousand times before and been summarily ignored or have just bounced off the tinfoil and landed in a big bowl of conspiracy theories. Trying explain it again is just redundant.
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yes, that's why we have 5 squads deployed to Delve spending 23 hours a day PVP'ing. Just because we're not buddy fucking our allies does not imply that we are by any means PVP averse.
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"main pvpers"michael jd is the welper of fleets, with his high ponce keon and angry grandmother badboris.should we mention hifi and their vast loss mails of blinged ratting machariels?with ZERO income and little assets, how do you think the faction battleship welp tactics are going to fly?
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I present to you, Michael JD, the "military director" (self appointed big boy pants) http://i.imgur.com/8yAAcO8.png
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+1 Also THATTS MAHH BOYYYY
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Michael has to moms. i see him regulary at the gaybar so that explains a lot
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One month ago, I would have agreed. But we have two BRs of goon screwing over pretty well with their cap fleet.
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When deployed, you're not really in the north anymore, are you.
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Well, considering the numbers and quality unclaimed. has been putting up after those corps left, i'd say michael jd and company actually has a real shot at winning. Either way, it will be interesting to see what happens in the next few weeks.
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That what the implication of the buddy fucking part. See we have what are called friends. They are mostly composed of our neighbors and allies, who live in the neighborhood commonly referred to as "The North". Now you see, Dumbledore's argument is that we, the CFC, are risk averse and refuse to PVP, and that is why "The North" is relatively devoid of conflict. My counter argument is that we are not necessarily afraid of a fight, in fact quite the opposite as we are willing to haul our happy little space asses all the way across the map, just to fight. So just because WE don't turn on our friends the first time they make drunk asses of themselves, does not make his argument valid. Is that easier for you to understand.
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we wernt locked out we could still dock there all they way up to us undocking and kicking the shit out of the fags
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They'll believe anything if it fits their biases. And they claim Mittens is a great propagandist while they are deluding themselves far better than anyone.
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It might be my fault, indeed: the CFC is designed to have a stable home front and increasingly deploy across the galaxy to poop in everyone else's cheerios as everyone gradually levels up to having personal carriers/supercarriers to Space Winnebago, a la PL. So the Northwest should be secure, ideally, while elsewhere there's CFC pvpers running through the streets wreaking havoc.Except our cap FCs are pooping themselves recently and losing hand over fist to Black Legion, so much for that plan~~
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As the guy who personally awoxed the troll Aeon, I can confirm troll SRP is non existent/worst in game if 5n4keyes thinks its the best srp in the game he hasnt 'shopped around much'
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I'm a former TROLL member, flew with Michael and Boris since Syndicate, gatta say I'm with em on it snake is lying. They had a TERRIBLE SRP while I was there.
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It is not ironic.
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Exan left Noir. simply because we tend to not get along well with assholes. Got tired of Nidia Masters. That being said my/our time in Noir. was some of the most pointless wasted time in eve. Noir. Irrelevant no big deal.
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This just in, Ratting and Moon Mining abolished everywhere but the North. Further Reports at 11:00!
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Never understood Citadel Cadet Mentality, pay tuition to essentially sit in basic training for 4 years and receive only mediocre educational services? No thanks. Props to military college Cadets at any of those institutions, but far beyond me and my patience/ability to put up with real life trolls in a Plebe system.
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lol, if ur referring to that one ship that ecm burst and got 12 km's from it than your just stupid ;-p Hifi challenged us that month to beat them on the kb and thats all we did that month. Don't be mad bro we beat u by 600+ \o/
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So your argument is that "the north does not pvp since there are no fights in the north". Awesome, by that logic USA does not wage wars, since they don't fight in USA.

Two days ago, the alliance Unclaimed (TROLL) experienced major upheaval as multiple corps left the alliance, claiming that alliance leader 5n4keyes had been stealing ISK. They additionally claimed that the alliance was bloated with both carebears and DUST characters, which compose up to a third of TROLL.

I interviewed 5n4keyes, Badboris (CEO of one of leaving corps), and MichaelJD (former military director of TROLL and a member of one of the leaving corps). Both Badboris and Michael JD repeated that 5n4keyes had been using alliance income - which they claimed added up to over 150bil - to fund his own titans instead of investing it into a more comprehensive SRP. When I interviewed 5n4keyes about this, he claimed that TROLL had one of the best SRP systems in the game, with members able to choose from two options: receiving a flat ISK payout, or buying a new ship at a subsidized rate. SRP was not the only worry of the defecting corps, however.

After the corps left, TROLL proceeded to hold an alliance meeting where 5n4keyes announced that the alliance was going to abort a Nyx in build from one of the defecting corps, then flip the X-7 station, which was owned by Badboris's corp. 

X-7 is the staging system for The Dinner Squadron, and with the station in the control of an unaffiliated corp, no one could undock without having their assets trapped in the station, perhaps permanently. The X-7 station drew attention from South Null as various entities scrambled to shoot people undocking, knowing that the majority could not redock. Fleets from TRIBE, S2N, and Darkness of Despair all arrived on field to shoot at one another, and, in the case of Darkness of Despair, to try to flip the station.

In the end, the corps that left TROLL say that they plan to form a new alliance and to fight for Feythabolis in an attempt to usurp Troll. 

A recording of the aforementioned meeting can be found here.

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