Fountain Update: Nine Systems Fall to CFC

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Because people download Geri Halliwell....
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I think we just contradicted N3's existence.
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Testies, Spire is a nice place to rent out of the way a bit, COW have favourable prices you know.reset and take stock and ll that.
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Just a friendly tip to N3: every victory you give to CFC in Fountain will make it easier for CFC to steamroll your renter empire should Mittens decide to burn it down.It's a psychological thing. xD
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Test is losing out, to be honest I am a bit disappointed... They started out so strong in Delve against everyone! I supported them throughout the war as a outsider...I expected more from the biggest alliance in the game.
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you've been awfully quiet on kugu as of late, mate. This post is so oddly out of character for you, where's all the hurf blurfing and cries of spin? Who was it that took the blindfold off?
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Sssssh. I do not log in~
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Test is an alliance of alts, well atleast dreddit is 50% alts of characters on the same account. And now it really shows.
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Honestly, losing 9-V. Cloak Squad also pulled an amazing "we're joining pizza" troll on our forums immediately after that I think did a stellar job of throwing the alliance into chaos while also simultaneously murdering a lot of the enthusiasm that many line members had for this war. But hey, even had we won there and that not happened, the move to 4-EP would have sealed the deal. USTZ dudes can only alarm clock so many timers.But if you want one more hurf.. I guess I can indulge you.TEST IS WINNING.....(our AT bracket.*)(at least until we have to go up against Transmission Lost.. o7o7o7)
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МАСТЕР sends his regards...
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This is not N3's war and it shows. They never cared about Fountain or Test but they saw this as a chance to make a run into the heart of the CFC with a coalition that was stronger than they had before.When it become obvious that any invasion into the north would be a soul crushing, divorce generating lag fest under jammers, they began to lose interest--except PGL who seems delighted to keep running Test fleets into the meat grinder.
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Test isn't losing fast enough, therefore they are winning.
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"with our primarily USTZ alliance weary of alarmclocking AUTZ timers"They're your timers. It was TEST's decision to set all defensive timers for AU. If you wanted to fight why not set them forUS prime and have at it? Expecting a loose ally from the other side of the galaxy to lead the defense of your space was always a recipe for disaster.
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I would totally download Geri Halliwell.
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I'm in this guy's coalition and I agree with you. His level of posting needs to join TEST.
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This reads like some 15 year old twats post on Facebook. Please go back to school and study English before posting again.
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After seeing their forums i think it's so they can blame their allies for not holding fountain, whereas if they timed them for US prime and lost they'd have no one to blame but theirselves
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I exclusively belt rat in VFK in my deadspace Raven.
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I don't even know who Geri Halliwell is...
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Kicking over sandcastles is just fun, regardless of who's it is getting kicked over.
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Way to read between the lines and miss the point entirely
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So basically you needed Elo to make the difference ;)
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Well, in our defense, If there's one thing we know about Goons, it's that they are fat, lazy and hate getting up in the morning. Therefore AUTZ held the best chances for our numbers to beat yours, which would allow us to rep our stuff. Unfortunately for most of our members, that means most of us had to alarmclock too. I mean I really would have liked it if we had more USTZ timers, the USTZ fleets near the beginning of the war were a blast, but TEST became considerably more aware of the cost of battleship fleets over the course of the war, and much less eager to lose them in timezones where we could be considerably outnumbered.
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but really bro, no hard feelings. being on the losing side is straight up soul crushing and i feel your pain. Don't give up, most of us would truly hate to see TEST actually disappear.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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He was in his thanatos repping towers, and our logi cap chain broke because everyone started feeding him cap.
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Looks like the beginning of the end for the anti-CFC forces. Then again, who knows. The Goons were already down and destroyed back when BoB was brought down, and they resurged. Maybe TEST will bounce back too. Nulli Secunda did, AAA did it before."What is dead may never die" and so on.Anyway, it's time someone from the CFC stabbed the Goons in the back just because it would be a great new episode in the EVE narrative. Goons in power has been boring for too long already.
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She's Old Spice out the spice girls....obviously.
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this is a just an example that without NCdot,BL or PL test and nulli coalition sucks
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To be fair, I don't think Test really expected to win those fights with Prophecy's but has been fighting us regardless. I give them a ton of respect for doing so, many lesser alliances would have sat in the station with the arms crossed.. instead they came out and fought even knowing they were outmatched. My hat goes off to them.
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The Mittani, a true hero: repping towers.I'd rep towers once I get into the capitalship SIG, but sadly it is an Archon, and cannot rep tower shields.
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You see the real issue is they went with the "more painful grindy" option of having both sides alarm clock.This doesn't work that well against the CFC, who want to grind you to death.
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Kiss the ring Test.
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The hard part of training for carriers is JDO V/JFC IV/JDC III. The actual racial requirements are pretty light - racial BS 3, racial carrier 1.You can easily crosstrain from Amarr to Gallente.
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lol
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Fuck delve.
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Yes. Please. No 5-second image macros though.
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Been Alarm Clocking for Goonswarm 3 days in a row this week. I'll be there tonight in my little logi cruiser. Not much worse than having to alarm clock for tractor work when the vines need their fungicidal sprays at midnight until 10AM before the scalding sun hits.I'm curious as well how TEST will react to this.
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It's true. <3 Evan Skyblaster, nicest guy who ever ganked my little industrial ship carrying P1s.
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So where is Pièce de résistancefrom Test. Month and a bit and you guys are buckling.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange Aeons even death may die.
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PGL invented meat grinders.
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Why do all these trees keep getting in my way of the forest?
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I thought the line this time around was "winning too fast?"
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Don't blame the line member fot the leadership decisions. :)
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you train for an archon for a variety of reasons - great tank, awesome look, best boot ship. but the most important one is that you can't go on pos rep ops.
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One weekend of gigantic brawling. Lost my Thron on one fleet, but what the heck. We have a SRP running and ships available. Picking up a new one and getting back into the fight is a walk in the park :D.
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Looking at the way this is reported it is obvious just how badly you guys were doing before - when you are actually winning you can just straightforwardly report it like this - the data is there. Before it was walls and walls of text and spin required to persuade everyone that you were actually doing ok. You should be less hasty to mop up Mitten's walls of smug next time given that when he is telling the truth he can just do this.
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If he joined TEST the posting quality of both the CFC and TEST would go up
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After that you'd still be able to fly the same number of proper capitals that you could before
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Ye its not like Evekills top 20 wasnt dominated by all CFC members from the get go right ? right ?We started with a totaly wrong doctrine that needed 2 weeks or so to get adjusted and seeded into B-D.Then it totaly turned around.Doesnt even matter how you win wars, its the end result that always count, and so far Eve hasnt brought a enemy strong enough to stop us Goons / CFC
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This is a :smug: war update, not a news article.
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Confirming my sand castle was kicked by the CFC and i'm part of the CFC :(
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Did you at least whore on the killmail? If so, hey, killboards green!
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denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.I think Test has almost come to terms with its death?
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I did eject from my ship in order to bump it and provide 1 damage so i could be on the killmail.
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Confirmed I was there and almost got commissared for playing bad.
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Your first mistake was assuming Goons leave their computer at all. They sleep in place and the alarmclock rings, they're already clicking and linking images in local.
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True. But I'm TOO POOR to afford that Gallente Carrier skillbook and an appropriately fit Thanatos.
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It's cool guys, they didn't want Fountain anyways.
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That already happened, or has it been too long since the sov welp of Delve followed by Karttoon's total yoinking of the alliance? Goons spent the next 5 months rebuilding from scratch and scrabbling to take Cloud Ring, of all places.
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Yeah, I still like the CFC and I hope the CFC doesn't hate us as much as they say they do. No matter what I intend to stick around and shoot at you unless my corp leaves TEST.
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Eh, although I see your point I feel that that's really just chest beating. Ask anyone in TEST and I'm sure they'll tell you otherwise.
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Anytime you bring the fight we'll try and bring ours. We're not going away anytime soon.
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I think any coalition able to fight a two front war on the north and south ends of the CFC might have a chance (And honestly that's the only way I think the CFC can be beaten). That said it's still not going to be easy.
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What do you fail to understand on the concept of mercenary ?Is it better to bring space haters like TEST did ?Elo is a honest businessman.
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Boring for you maybe. For me I find it endlessly entertaining to read all the "grr Goons" narratives.As for hoping that "someone from the CFC" would do a back stab move, that would be a pretty boring "new episode" because all that would happen would be the rest of the CFC rallying to wipe them out. If you want Goons to be destroyed, then you need to get more organised, more diplomatic, and more motivated. Short of some random event, that's about the only way to do it. Best of luck.

With NCdot having temporarily left Fountain to campaign against SOLAR Fleet, the past three days have seen consistent losses from N3/TEST (N3ST) in all timezones against the CFC. I'm going to avoid editorializing and simply link facts/battle reports for our readers to enjoy.

Saturday morning in AU TZ, the CFC and N3ST clashed; at first the CFC Megathron fleet was badly mauled, then a second Megathron fleet led by Mister Vee wiped out the N3ST Zealot fleet. The TEST shield hub timers were then knocked into armor by the CFC. In Euro TZ on Saturday, another N3ST Prophecy fleet was destroyed by the CFC in G95, where N3ST had hoped to destroy a pair of CFC R64s; the towers were saved by the CFC.

On Sunday, two systems fell to the CFC; on Monday, seven systems fell to the CFC. There have also been reports of R64s being taken from TEST, but tower kills are much harder to track than sov structures. The Sunday morning fight saw a N3ST Prophecy fleet destroyed followed by the two hub kills. On Monday morning, another fight occurred between N3ST and the CFC, ending with a loss of dreadnoughts by the N3ST forces and subsequently the seven hub kills.

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