Circle of Two Heist: 50b Stolen

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and the lesson here is to never let you dick make decisions for your brain
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couldn't put it any better.
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lol are we really surprised some douches give all their shit to women? Happens IRL all the time. MintChip anyone?
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Another corp on the avoid-at-all-costs list. Total morons.
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hhahahhahahahahahahahahahaha now where was that article about how corps in eve are sexist with the no tits rule :p
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[ 2012.12.15 12:46:59 ] Tad Ghostall > i should warn you in advance that im very flirty [ 2012.12.15 12:47:25 ] Tad Ghostall > i like to say "playful"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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No decent CEO should trust all their assets to any one person. I am a CEO within N3. Yes my corp has assets of a quantity where I have no choice but delegate. However any one disgruntled member can only take a small part of the pot. This is how you avoid tears.
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There aren't enough facepalms on the internet for this.
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Just wondering since the character Tadashi Tissant is still in Kenshin. corp apparently with trial member roles whether there is something else behind this story?
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+1
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If voice mods were any good, we could all do this kind of stuff.
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If only there were enough blood to power both things at once...
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I got one of his mails to her:"Hi! Few things to start off with =]1. I invited you to the corp, because you`re a female gamer, `tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I`m Tad3.. Don`t feel intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I`ll be the one in the kitchen =D"
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a. This guy didn't suddenly get any smarter or (more likely) b. the char hasn't docked up
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so how is next? TNT or FCON, bets can be send to me eve MAIL me with your bets, Send the isk to "Lord Xander"
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What the fuck.This guy is pathetic, and these idiots whining at the end at of the story, leave the fucking corp you clowns.
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Would you like to go for a ride in my peni--I mean my Nyx?
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Well, he may have lost all of his stuff, but at least he wasn't publicly humiliated...oh wait.
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On behalf of the entire male gender, allow me to say/facepalm
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There are female gamers who use voice mods to sound like guys so they don't get unwanted attention. But, I guess, no one questions a guy's voice that sounds a bit off.
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They've been unable to kick her. She hasn't docked and they're trying to go through the petition system to remove her.
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Turn down all women's app. problem solved
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Life is harder when you're stupid...
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I think it was something else being 'hard' that got him in this mess.
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Once again proving we as males can only think with one head at a time.
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I don't see the problem ... THEY gave her access to all their shit, end of story. Stupid dudes will be fucked by a pair of tits every time, been happening since the beginning of time.
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I've known this lady a long while, she's a good friend of mine and I am very proud of her achievements in finding the most stupid people in EVE to rob blindly because she's got a nice rack.
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Well played....very well played.
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Im laughing so hard right now. Anyone that dumb deserves whatever he got.
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in~
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Reading this was like reading a Novel of a book, a romantic/drama that ends in betrayel and rage. OH THE LIFE OF EVE!
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"In EVE Online, the female population makes up only five percent of all accounts (in theory)."that should read "SHEMALE population" right?
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Did he even get laid for all that effort?
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He most likely never even got a picture of her.
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The difference here, though, is that Tamzin did not need to show her underwear.
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Women gamers of Eve keeping it classy.
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Got a girlfriend have you ? didn't think so.
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As they now have no assets it would seem the perfect time to boot their playful CEO.
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what?
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wtf are you talking about?
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EVE is like a master class in human resources, corporation management and risk assessment. It's a living school. You should be able to show credentials as a successful (a successful one, not the other kind) EVE Online corporate executive during a job interview, to show that you know how to handle people in a dynamic geographically diverse environment.This guy was told not to trust her and he did anyway. EVE is a teacher who will apply the lesson however brutal and however many times it takes someone to get it.
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Bloody internet creepers. Always more, always worse. And then they get taken for a 50b ride :D perfect.
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If you can't handle being around women without giving them the keys to your house and posessions, not being around women isn't exactly the solution to your problems.
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Too funny
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The thing of it is, I'm in love with the bitchy thief Tazmin, not her clingy girlfriend cover ID.
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Brilliant example of using what you have to get what you want. He basically gave her 1800 USD after 2 weeks and said hold that.. I trust you. A fool and his NYX are soon parted
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Who the hell gets a girlfriend then gives them their bank account number and passwords on the first date?
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You know this is vlade randal of infamous Morsus Mihi meltdown fame. Unless he sold the toons that is.
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Hi, Tamzin! Come back I'll make you a director:)))
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Poor Vlade Randal keeps on giving...
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Ah, the promise of sex. Works every time.
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the real lesson here is.....if she doesn't suck dick, eject
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Would you let me touch your space pussy if i let you into my Nyx???
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dis space love stroy is lesson for all. lyk dis if you cry evrtym.
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Jesus Christ how the hell was this guy a CEO?
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I assumed the character was sold. If not, he has come a long way... down.
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All it takes to be a CEO in EVE is to click a button. To be a GOOD CEO is another matter.
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Holy shit this is the dumbest thing I've ever read, how stupid could one man even be
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No, but you have a Nyx:)
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This is bordering on creepy, right here.
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"However any one disgruntled member can only take a small part of the pot. This is how you avoid tears."Corp CEO 101 right here.
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Vlade Randal strikes again
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The funny thing is that this is not just an "EVE issue"...
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Best story I've read in a LONG time.
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well said m8
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oh really.
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A girl that looks too good to be true turns out to be too good to be true whilst stripping you of everything you loved in life, breaking your heart and leaving you a sobbing, passive-aggressive joke of a man?This seems strangely familiar...
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That's what happens when men think with their dicks.
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Probably taking a shot at the retarded misogyny dripping from a line like "stupid dudes get fucked by a pair of tits every time".
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And male gamers of Eve proving their morons!
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they're.
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Wait. Maybe she did. Half nude pictures do wonders on horny guys who haven't seen members of the female species in a while..
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That's like 3200 lbs of potatoes.
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EXACTLY!
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And that's why I'm staying in this game.
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What a dastardy scoundrel, that Tamzin. Not only did she steal your wallet, she has to steal your heart as well? I wouldn't be surprised if she also made off with your clothes!
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^^^ Why i love eve online
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LOL
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This is just to funny lololololol
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Nice outfit.
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Wow. I could say a lot right here. Or I could just say nothing, as i have higher standards. Perhaps I'll just state that these are Tamzins' characters: Tadashi TissantPashionKahoriTamzin TissantTakeo TissantTalia TissantArishiyani OokulenQuan Taihttp://www.kenshin.boards.nethttp://www.kenshin.eve-kill.ne...
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Can we steal agr is the question....
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Is this ceo Tad Ghostall an alt of Vlade ?
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ye
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Then in morsus mihi he had some serious medical RL issues guys being real this heist is not fun. This bitch stole from a guy with medical issues seriously i know eve players can b nasty but this is a whole new level.
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So, after a bit of reading, is the CEO that got scammed of the Nyx THE Vlade Randal, the ex-Morsus Mihi director? Because if so, that's amazing.
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"you've been back traced and reported to the cyber police!"
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Poor guy :/ . That suxx big time. I think its easy to fall for a girl in the net so I can understand him.
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There is more to the story. This heist was in response to a corp theft in which Boris himself conducted some time ago using another character. Boris himself stole a few ships worth about 5b from a corp he belonged to. Letting no good deed go unpunished, this was carefully and deliberately planned. His idiot corp members' tears made this even more worthwhile, considering they had no idea what a real douche-bag he is.
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yes, apparently i had someone from a wh corp that lived in my town, i invited him over for a beer and a toke after i stole 15b from them but they swore to kill me. nothing ever comes to fuition with their threats.
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Brozah you are delicious my friend.
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First date? Who the fuck gives them that info at all?
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I think the word you're looking for here is Misandry.
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There's certainly misandry as well, but referring to a woman as "a pair of tits" might as well be in the dictionary under "misogyny". I shouldv'e just saved time and went with misanthropy instead I guess.
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misandry doesnt real
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Copypasta. Google it.
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Woman is like a hurricane. When they come, they are warm, wet and full of energy. When they leave, they take away your car, your house and your money. True story :P
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Hmmmm....let me see...the current price of 1 plex is about $17 and you get about 520mil in isk. 50bil/520mil = 96 plex. Now 96x$17 = $1632. How much does a hooker cost per hour? These are round figures but I am sure all you guys (with the exception of Tad) see where I am going with this...
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Its not the big head but it is the strong head.
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took him 2 months to tell her he's in love with her.. at least he didn't mosby her ;)
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I just want to know one thing, was she hot? :D
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God gave men a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to use one or the other at a time.. --Robin Williams

In EVE Online, the female population makes up only five percent of all accounts (in theory). Some women hide their gender through voice modification or by simply not speaking on comms. Some are vocal about their gender. Some use their gender to their advantage. In EVE, with all the metagaming that goes on, any advantage you have over others can reap huge rewards.

Enter Tamzin. She has been having some fun running scams and corp thefts. On the heels of a low-sec corp takeover heist, where she was made CEO, kicked everyone, and took the assets, she broke into the big time. Kenshin, a fifty-person corp, from a minor alliance (Space Mongolians) in Geminate invited her to join their corporation. The CEO was clear with her that she would not be able to manipulate him and she would not be able to rob the corp.

Challenge Accepted

The corp's CEO was from Australia and Tamzin was from the UK, but that did not stop him from courting her from the first day he met her.

[ 2012.12.15 12:40:18 ] Tad Ghostall > where in the uk are you?
[ 2012.12.15 12:40:21 ] Tadashi Tissant > London
[ 2012.12.15 12:40:33 ] Tad Ghostall > nice... you have a sweet voice
[ 2012.12.15 12:40:37 ] Tad Ghostall > very cute
[ 2012.12.15 12:40:43 ] Tadashi Tissant > ty
[ 2012.12.15 12:40:52 ] Tadashi Tissant > im blushing now
[ 2012.12.15 12:41:23 ] Tad Ghostall > btw, im also Boris Karr,
[ 2012.12.15 12:41:40 ] Tad Ghostall > ceo of kenshin. corp
[ 2012.12.15 12:41:45 ] Tad Ghostall > and alliance deputy
[ 2012.12.15 12:46:59 ] Tad Ghostall > i should warn you in advance that im very flirty
[ 2012.12.15 12:47:25 ] Tad Ghostall > i like to say "playful"
[ 2012.12.15 12:48:28 ] Tad Ghostall > and i have a weakness for english women

Side note: talking like this is the definition of “a good mark”, so don’t do this.

Hook, line, and sinker. Seven days later, she joined their corp. That same day, she became a corp officer and was given roles. If you are taking notes on how not to be robbed, don’t ever give roles to people new to the corp. A few days later, she was a director with access to the big red button. At that point, it was only a matter of waiting for the right time to grab as much as was available. A few weeks later, with the corp on the brink of joining a new alliance and all the loose assets that entails, Tamzin’s past caught up with her.

Boris Karr had a chat with a previous mark who warned him that the Tadashi Tissant character was one of Tamzin’s and she was a serial corp thief. Complete with a play-by-play, he was told that he was about to be robbed. So, like a smart person, he stripped her of her roles. She ended up in an NPC corp for a day before she was able to talk her way back into the corp.

"I can’t believe you don’t trust me"

"I can't believe you don't trust me," she says, and it works like magic, especially with some tears for added effect. She’s back in the corp in less than a day with all the roles back shortly thereafter. However, assets don’t get freed up in the alliance switch, so she decides to sit back and play nice for a while longer.

To show I trust you, would you like to sit in a fitted Nyx?

No. I’m not kidding. Despite the warning, he invites her to bring a Gallente carrier-capable alt into corp, ejects from his Nyx, and lets her use his Nyx.

[ 2013.02.14 00:19:05 ] Tad Ghostall > dont die in the super !!!
[ 2013.02.14 00:20:16 ] Tad Ghostall > how much do you love me now?

There were rumblings of yet another alliance jump in the near future, so she continued to play nice. Kenshin was given the nod to join Circle-of-Two <CO2>. This meant moving from Geminate to Tribute, which meant piles of unlocked assets. During the corp leadership meeting to plan the move, Tamzin suggested moving all the assets to a low-sec staging system as a mid-point to make the move easier. Once again, if you are taking notes on how to not be robbed, DON’T DO THIS.

All the BPOs were unlocked and moved. Towers and POS modules were moved. Moon minerals were moved. And that Nyx was moved into place with her alt at the helm. While the directors’ meeting was ongoing, she pulled everything out of the corp hangar (EVE’s assets UI estimates this at 14 billion ISK) and drained the corp wallet of the paltry 670 million it had. Coupled with the shiny-fit Nyx, she came out with almost 50 billion ISK of stuff.

[ 2013.03.17 02:03:35 ] Tad Ghostall > did u take the corp isk and assets?
[ 2013.03.17 02:07:35 ] Tadashi Tissant > what do you think happened?
[ 2013.03.17 02:10:34 ] Tadashi Tissant > i told you at the beginning i was trouble and you knew it
[ 2013.03.17 02:23:15 ] Tad Ghostall > you just robbed me for everything
[ 2013.03.17 02:23:22 ] Tad Ghostall > i dont want you to leave at all
[ 2013.03.17 02:23:36 ] Tad Ghostall > im in love with you
[ 2013.03.17 02:23:52 ] Tad Ghostall > im heartbroken

After two months of knowing her over the Internet, he was in love. It didn’t matter that she had just robbed him blind. It is a bit funny and a bit tragic. If you are still taking notes, this is how people end up in bad relationships.

We have lost everything and must rebuild
From: Tad Ghostall
Sent: 2013.03.17 06:04
To: Kenshin.,

Hey Guys,

Looks like we all got played as fools by people we trusted.
In addition to the corp theft that occurred a few weeks back, another theft has occurred.

All corp assets, as well as most of my personal assets were stolen by someone very close to us all. I'm quite hurt and upset that this has happened again, but we will recover from this.

Approximately 50 billion isk worth of items were stolen, including my nyx super carrier and a rorqual belonging to another member. We know who is responsible and what went down.

I'm sorry for being the bearer of bad news, I'm pretty heartbroken about this. And my personal wealth and health has been affected significantly I will need all of your support to get things moving again.

Regards,
Tad / Boris / Vlade

I felt bad for them until their emotion overcame rational thought (it seems to be a trend with them). They started to say things that don't need to be said and shouldn't be said (especially where they can be read by the person in question):

[ 2013.03.17 11:35:48 ] Bobbyd > all good wonder if she gave boris her address or real name, have friends over that part of the world

[ 2013.03.17 11:36:18 ] Gragnor > Just let the shank wait out her time and then watch her fuck off

[ 2013.03.17 11:36:52 ] Gragnor > Eve and betray and trecahery are her stock in trade

[ 2013.03.17 11:49:01 ] Master tyler > how does it feel, tadashi, to know that there are right in this corp 50+ people that hate you to the bottem of there hearts?

[ 2013.03.17 12:03:29 ] Gragnor > LOL - little secret, honeybunny- no one on that IP will ever be trusted again......and its is amazing what digital footprint can be traced. Seen it done in Eve by the Russians..... You are done as far as Eve is concerned. Biomass incoming.

She’s been traced and reported to the cyber police. Anyway, if you’re wondering how Tamzin is handling all of this, she’s crying all the way to the bank.

[name_1]
Bagehi began playing Eve in 2003 briefly, then returned in 2006. He has been part of IAC, NC, SoCo, and HBC during that time. He has a thing for history, but mostly spends his time IRL in a corner office, staring at financial reports, like a MMD.