ALOD : I can’t believe that worked twice

Avatar
This was a fuel the fire for EVE fleet for me. One of those that will keep me coming back again and again and again. Thank you TEST for providing content, thank you Boat for not giving up on the nigh impossible, and thank you Angry for the documentation.
Avatar
3-page ALOD... really?
Avatar
well, one per page doesn't seem too unreasonable does it? some articles do have the content in them for multiple pages
Avatar
These monsters, making you click buttons.
Avatar
haha very well done.
Avatar
amazing story guess there's fuck all happening in eve to write a shit story like this lol
Avatar
I was there
Avatar
During that time in Tenerefis http://snailsfrogs.eve-kill.ne... Very nice summary btw
Avatar
Ugh, a mass-downvoted pagination whine - shouldn't have been deleted, should have been kept there for everyone to mock.
Avatar
EN24 is -> that way.
Avatar
HEY I FIGURED OUT HOW TO UNDELETE COMMENTS IN DISQUS OP SUCCESS
Avatar
This is all LIES boat only shoots structures !!!!!!
Avatar
Yea who wants to read about carrier kills in the busiest region in 0.0? Hilarious carrier kills at that.
Avatar
Kick ENL-I
Avatar
EN24 is much better than your bullshit site. Also I'm not a retarded fag as you are.\o/
Avatar
Die in a fire RMT-er....
Avatar
In 1968 at the first Can show in Cologne
Avatar
Then stop shitting up the comments and get out.
Avatar
Don't you mean Canine show?
Avatar
Avatar
They desserved their death. All of them.Good job !
Avatar
And now TEST just aggro'd two carriers on the undock and both got DD'd~~~~~
Avatar
Avatar
Heheh Twinkey did this for months on CFC nubs during the Tribute invasion. Guess shit rolls down hill on bigger nubs.
Avatar
But he's not fat
Avatar
Great read! Good kills.
Avatar
You're not really Riverini. Riverini can't express himself that well.
Avatar
can we get the story of when dbrb decided he needed to fc from his nyx?
Avatar
nice article, i got wet eyes from laughing
Avatar
Couldn't have happened to a dumber corpSeriously, ENL-I makes stupidity seem to have wisdom
Avatar
....Is mostly ironic.. in fact those guys are the second largest (I think) corp in TEST and also have some of the best fleet participation.Notice I said.. mostly... though
Avatar
Meanwhile in lowsec people were having fun.
Avatar
Every time I see that picture of Boat I chuckle. Such a shame his alliance panel presentation got cut short.
Avatar
i love reading this type of thing in a morning. good stuff.
Avatar
Well shit, now that's he's discovered this power, nobody is safe!
Avatar
DBRB and Mister Vee competent fc really?#1 USA
Avatar
didn't want this Titan and these SCs anyways
Avatar
Get out, ty
Avatar
Dear BL shitposters: move your shitposting about the Venal battle to the Venal article, idiots
Avatar
This actually makes me want to stop playing SkillQueue online, because I'm actually missing things now.
Avatar
Off to da 24 with you!
Avatar
A guy with a Romanian IP claiming to be a guy from Panama, while not making dumb spelling mistakes? Shocking
Avatar
Man, we need to start losing more carriers, encourage people to go back to drakefleet0
Avatar
goons must have an invasion planned. spreading rumours about all the carrier kills boat gets. that way he'll be able to fill his structure bash fleets more easily
Avatar
Cool story, bro!! :D
Avatar
kick b0rt
Avatar
taking out retarded testies not fun anymore?shit, I'm in test and I think it's fun
Avatar
yes, and you're is possesive while your means you are
Avatar
that's why they're the second largest corp in test~~~
Avatar
The most important piece of information in this article: Poe joining CFC.irony stomping my face in

After the HBC fellowship's parting, the Delve + Period Basis area has become THE place to find fights in EVE, as CFC squads, Pandemic Legion, and NC. all deployed to Delve in search of the mythical “good fight”, in turn triggering increased activity from locals such as PIZZA. With hostiles buzzing around Delve like vultures, TEST capital ship pilots must be particularly careful to not become the injured gazelle in a herd, lest they be swarmed by pilots looking to cap off their roam with a good old carrier kill.

 Some may have already noticed the error in the previous sentence, which had “TEST cap pilots” and “careful” in the same sentence. Like Goonswarm, TEST alliance did not obtain its power from the competence or carefulness of its pilots, but rather the number of those pilots and their willingness to die gloriously for the swarm and then have a good laugh about it. But the results from putting sloppy cap pilots, a hundred bored nerds, and DBRB in the same system should be predictable.

Fool us once – shame on you

Unable to form enough people to intervene in the TEST I-HUB fight, notorious Goonswarm FC Dabigredboat (or DBRB) decided to take his ragtag AHAC fleet into NOL to fish for kills. Upon arriving on the NOL undock, Boat invited every carrier he saw into the fleet. Yes, Boat was trying the old “invite a carrier then fleet warp away” trick. However, Boat being Boat, tried this while behind the station, and sometime between the start of the warp and the 30 seconds it takes a carrier to align, Diram figured out this trick and docked his carrier. At this point Diram began friendly conversations with the fleet members.

Poetic Stanziel > Hi Diram o/ [note, Poetic Stanziel has joined the CFC, much to the amusement of everyone in the CFC]

Diram > hello  Poetic Stanziel

At this point, Boat tried to fleet warp the carrier again, only to be foiled by a vigilant Diram.

Diram > ahhh i'm lucky that you were on side of station and not in front at exit perch...

Heeding this advice, Boat burned his covops to an insta undock perch off NOL station and started torturing his fleet with Boat stories and links (hey guys, wanna see something funny?) while inviting other carriers into fleet and waiting for Diram to undock again. Sure enough, Diram undocked his carrier once more, but this time, he sailed right into the middle of 40 AHACs 400 km off the undock, which was then bubbled to prevent reinforcements.

 

 

The moment he entered warp, Diram realized what had happened, and accepted his fate with much dignity.

Diram > leaving fleet, see you all ^.^

And later sent this mail to everyone involved with the killmail.

Congratulations, i bow at you and your group, because you deserve it. I did a really stupid mistake.
Shame on me and glory at you.

Kill: Diram (Nidhoggur)

Diram

Perpetually broke pilot of Goonswarm. Will shill for isk.