ALOD: The 5 Billion ISK Drake

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Eve online. Where some pilots define dumb on a daily basis
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this made me have a semi
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Ahah so nice ! We want more wars !
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No..no..no...no...seriously, no, I can't be reading this right. Marc has to be trolling...there really couldn't exist a 5.5b Drake loss. Its a fucking DRAKE!!! Ugh, time to quit EVE and take up Hello Kitty Island Adventure before the Ratting Titans emerge...
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Can I please be at war w/ all of empire?
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were are you, not where are you.Interesting.
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Years ago someone lost a drake with 5 or 6 Estemel's Invulns on it.You think this is bad? You ain't seen nothing yet...
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You saw the mining Rag right?
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There have been a lot of stupid losses, and a handful of ratting titan losses.I don't like your attempts to type is out how you might have said it if you were a 13 year old girl though.
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And I poke fun when people fall for bait mallers! I need to set my bar higher--which is to say lower--for what I consider "really stupid" in this game.Heh, and I guess when retribution drops mallers won't be entirely lolbait anyway.
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I do find it funny that in most cases the victim of the ALOD cannot be reached... more than likely because they biomassed that character out of shame.
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Red Sonjya reported for disciplinary action soon thereafter, and received 2 regulation spanks.http://eve.battleclinic.com/ki...http://eve.battleclinic.com/ki...Red Sonjya > do u like your little bumpy ride?Red Sonjya > lololololololRed Sonjya > r u crying like a lil girl yet ?Red Sonjya > u know only pussies cryRed Sonjya > whaaaaaaaRed Sonjya > HAHAHAHAHAAHAHARed Sonjya > gecko is a noobRed Sonjya > he da noobiestRed Sonjya > hey geekoRed Sonjya > do u like the taste of cum?Red Sonjya > u lke to slurp it right up dont uShe was most displeased.
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Know how I know your going to get war dec after war dec after this?
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This isn't really all that surprising. With the isk faucet that was incursions turned down ONLY slightly, many people walked away with ridiculous amounts of cash. People in general have more cash then sense today then they ever had in the past. Expect more of this sort of thing.,
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Unfortunately we weren't able to verify exactly how this person came by their ISK, however I'd be willing to bet a fair few PLEXes were involved, as opposed to Incursions.
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I played WoW in a guild that once had a character (troll mage) named Red Sonjya and she was the dumbest person on earth. I wouldn't be surprised, if all these years later, she's proven her lack of brain power again
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When retribution drops, they're going to be fucking amazing.
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Hot damn what a fucking blast that musta been opening that wreck haha
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Along similar lines: http://killboard.brick-squad.c... and a few days later http://killboard.brick-squad.c...
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The name "Dec Shield" is still in use but currently misleading. It used to be an alliance that offered the service to join it with your corp and thus get rid of your war decs.Now that CCP changed the mechanics in the last major update it is possible for the aggressor to get caught in an infinite war. "Dec Shield" is using this mechanic to harvest as many wars as possible and share it with willing corps.Look up "Dec Shield" in the EveO forums.
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Another botter/RMT'er burning through his shinies. The number of "dumb" people flying absurdly expensive ships seems to have sky rocketed. I can't think of one plausible reason for this person to have flown this ship. Not one. it's so obviously, ridiculously overpriced and INVOLVED IN A WARDEC. Burn it up botters/rmt'ers, before CCP burns it for you.
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Have you seen DurrHurrDurr's officer fit Rifter?

 Drakes...Drakes are cheap. Aside from the Rifter, the Drake is perhaps the single most iconic ship in EVE Online (which is a shame, as they are shaped like waffle irons). While you may expect to see 5 billion ISK Marauder losses from time to time, it isn’t everyday that a Drake breaks into the 5+ billion ISK lost category on Eve-Kill.net. On November 11th, though, that’s just what happened. 

MORE.DPS is a highsec alliance that, like many others, has been permanently ensnared in the ‘war dec shield’ that currently runs rampant in Empire space. Unlike those who complain, however, they have relished the opportunity to find an at-times endless supply of targets. On November 11th, MORE.DPS put together a small gang to go ‘clean the pipe’ between Torrinos and Jita, a favorite hunting ground for the group of ne'er do wells. Sadly, the short roam was uneventful, so they set up shop on the Jita gate in Perimeter.

Inevitably, a wartarget jumped into Perimeter from Jita - a Drake, in all of its kitchen-appliance glory. Ignorant of the loot pinata that had fallen into their laps, MORE.DPS applied, well, more dps on the Drake. “It went down pretty quickly,” said Draxzion, top damage dealer according to the resulting Kill Report. “Which surprised us, when we looted.”

Surprise, indeed. This particular Drake sported an assortment of Faction and Officer loot in the mids and lows (though, for some reason, some expense had in fact been spared with regards to the set of six Heavy Assault launchers in the highs), as well as some BPOs in the cargo bay. All told, the Drake loss clocked in at 5.5 billion ISK, of which Draxzion reported an estimated 3.5 billion ISK dropped.

The proceeds of the windfall have been divvied up equally among the participants in the kill (even the ECM pilot got a fair share). An attempt to reach Red Sonjya of the ‘Scooby Doo Were Are You’ corporation was, unfortunately, unsuccessful.

KILLMAIL via Eve-Kill.net

 

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