Glenn Beck: Goonswarm, a CIA Front

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You have been hacked Anonymous - Here's something really BIG for Eve Online. Every time Anonymous attacks the server they are attacking it because Anonymous believes that Eve Online belongs to them. Anonymous gives homage to V from the movie Vendetta. V when sounded out is spelled V E E. When the letters are re-arranged they spell Eve. Anonymous believes that they are freeing the spirit of Eve by attacking the server because they want women to believe that they are knights in shining armor and that all of the females that play Eve Online are being held hostage by the system. All I can is that they attacked the wrong cluster....because internet spaceships IS a serious business. You can also predict Anonymous attacks based upon the letters that comprise Anonymous and Legions names. For example Sony was attacked by Anon because the letters Sony appear in the name Anonymous. We have to put a stop to these unlawful attacks. CONCORD
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What a shitbag.
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lolwut
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I can't stop laughing right now.I am literally laughing out loud.
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ahhh HAHAHAHA! I hate this guy so much!
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Snugglekin? Did he mean Mittens?
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any resemblance to persons real or imagined is coincidental... No, I am not he
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You've gotta be kidding me, if you think that the whole situation was a CIA missile retrieval deal gone south... Hey, there's gullible written on the ceiling. Right above your computer!
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http://www.youtube.com/results...they are on to us...
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Wow, take it easy bro. You sound like those brainwashed jihadists burning our embassies.
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Yeah.. I took it a bit too far.. Just REALLY pissed off when i first read it.. People like him have too many followers that believe what he says as fact to make what he's saying any less horrible though and he takes advantage of it..
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USA - the country where raving lunatics get their own radio shows*.*with actual honest to God listeners.
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Anyone who watches NCIS "KNOWS" that online games are just a front for spies, organized crime, and terrorists. No one actually 'plays' these silly things.Also: the pearl is in the river.
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Ah man, this comment just made me snort water.
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Even if it wasn't a missile deal, does raise some questions as to about why he was there. My father worked with the state dept and you'd be surprised what goes on in the world and doesn't make the news.
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Who the fuck is Glenn Beck? Oh, man, can I come and live in your world? It sounds like a much nicer place.
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Indeed, that is the essence of the marketplace of ideas!The bonus is that free speech is pretty much the easiest way to get idiots to self identify.
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Whatever the details of the mission/deal were the actions taken by those involved do not corroborate the administration's story.
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Cia fly drakes.
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What you don't know is that the dog is actually barking in morse code relaying secret information to the CIA spy inside goons comms
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now all of the neocolonial rhetoric about laughable Xhosa girls and the hatred for Nelson Mandela makes sense...
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Impossible! Goonswarm can't be part of the CIA, the swarm can actually pull off espionage operations without being "Caught In the Act". Otherwise BoB would still exists!
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Glenn is upset that Goonswarm is putting money into veldspar and moon goo, and not buying from goldline.
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Shiny side out keeps the mind control rays out. Shiny side in keeps the mind reading rays from picking up your thoughts. Sadly, double layers is ineffective. Example: http://www.luclin.org/files/fi...
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goon/go͞on/Noun:A silly, foolish, or eccentric person.A bully or thug, esp. one hired to terrorize or do away with opposition.So... Glen is going off the second one right?
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"No, we are not a CIA front." Exactly what a CIA front would say.
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This guy must shit 100% tinfoil
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glen beck and riverini should have a baby to produce the most batshit insane human ever
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This is actually something I've noticed with conspiracy theory people on the radio. They all have very oddly inflected voices, with odd positions for pauses, and sudden bursts of vocal activity. Curious.
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It's always a treat to hear Glenn Beck go overboard in the insanity department. This is stuff you have to savour with a good glass of beer and some treats that involve bacon.The uncanny thing is that two of the people who died were former SEALs. Now, these are not the type of guy you bring along to have a picnic abroad. These are very serious people with a ridiculously specialised skill set. They could very well be working for The Firm.I'm not going to ascribe anything but the most noble goals to our dearly departed friend, but in his line of business you will be hearing and seeing stuff that is way out of the ordinary. We should not be at all surprised when we later learn that his involvement was much more important than just driving a beefed up file server. It is not because he had a gift for diplomacy and internet spaceships that he could not also keep secrets close to his heart that he could never share with us. It is a marvel of irony that a man who is just one jab away from the cuckoo farm might have hit on something. The US does many thing for many reasons. Strange and unsubstantiated though these claims are, you could not just discard them off-hand. That's just the kind of world we live in.With which I do not mean to take away anything from the life and work of a wonderful human being who left us with an unfinished life full of dreams and aspirations. O7
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Yes, there certainly were things happening that we don't know about. I know this, because there are always things happening we don't know about. But to take a few anomalies in a story and jump to these conclusions is way too far. :tinfoilhat:
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Good lord, are people taking this dude seriously?
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Yeah, we still have to buy back those Tengu's we sold from the rebels.
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Oh look Glenn Beck is an Idiot.
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The Mittani = Director of CIA .... i can see it >_> and eve is just a secure system of comuncation between there 7000 agents... O_O oh god i need to go into hiding i know to much .....
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Oh god yes!People with scamming skills, please do this! we need to troll Beck.
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fuck i got coke in my sinuses now thanks asshole
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We should go on Glen Becks show and admit our guilt. He has discovered our secret and the American People have the right to know. Goonswarm is a front for the CIA.
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Lol that your a CIA front. I dont know Vile in person like you guys did, but its a very common thing, for attache`s and Diplo`s of the foreign service to work for state and CIA not only as spys but in other secretive capacities.Im a former vet who had to guard a few Diplo`s and we had extra sweeps for bugging equipt and explosives before middle and after meetings.Either way he was a hero to me, knowing the enemy was coming he was burning NOC lists and protecting undercover assets names. This makes me think, he either had brass balls by nature, or training.I realize GB is a little crazy but its not out of the scope of things for him to at least been approached by state dept to pass intel along etc.Like I said he was a hero, I read 950 names were protected of under cover assets by Sean, while the bullets were flying....Hero.
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In American politics we have the Liberals (referred to as the Left) and Conservatives (referred to as the Right). We also have some Ultra-Conservatives (referred to as "nut-jobs") that spin every story, no matter how tragic or sad, into a conspiracy theory that involves the the CIA, or the NSA, or some other shadowy government office. Glen Beck is one of the Ultra-Conservatives "personalities" that constantly feeds nonsense to the nut-jobs to keep them fired up. To most of us, he is just an idiot with a microphone.
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It's nice to have periodical confirmation that Glenn Beck is still batshit crazy.
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OH SHIT they found out about the GIA!
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This guy is so batshit crazy it's not funny. I really, really, really just want to kick him in the knackers....
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PURGE DBRB'S DOG!!!
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Offically a threadnaught
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So, you listened for, what? five minutes?
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Please excuse me while I go vomit up my lunch.
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Theres nothing that anybody could do that would damage his reputation more than he already has.
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Transmission intercepted. Under cover Plumber crew dispatched.
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( quietly decides to stop can flipping newb miners )
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My Hulk was ganked by shadow government wet ops agents...
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Don't forget space communism, Real Money Trading funding Al-Queda, Black Ops Pilots its ALL THERE :tinfoil hat
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Well Goonswarm would make a perfict cover for the CIA, internation reach, world wide events where we actualy meet, I been told more than once I talk in code on mumble. example fleet commander says PNDN and coms start singing. Every one has no clue on the real life names of the most if not all people are. I sure the talk of having to move ships to the location of varius people does not help eather. But he should listen to our theme song and take little bees to heart.
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What the batshit nutter crap is this?
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7:10 "WAS THE AMBASSADOR SODOMIZED?"wat.srsly, wat.
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Remember to drink your ovaltine?
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You know for supposed smart people you are all really really dumb. I would try to explain it but its way over all of your heads.
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but when do the rebels become the "insurgents"?
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theirs trolls then theirs assholes....this is an example of a asshole for attention.
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Glen Beck should go kill himself.
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This logic always reminds me of Life of Brian...Brian: I’m not the messiah. Acolyte: Only the true messiah would deny that he was the messiah! Brian: OK. I’m the messiah. Mob: He’s the messiah! He’s the messiah!
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He didnt say that Goonswarm is a CIA front. Listen to the show for a change instead of second hand info. I listen to the show almost daily, that is not what he said. What Beck did say about the situation is scarely accurate. The timeline of events... supporting the rebels who are our enemy.... all should be front page news but yet for 4 days now its Romney's 47% comment? Come on people open your eyes. This is a massive cover up and the blood of our good friend VR and all those who died are on this administrations hands!
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holy shit.. I wanna know what the fuck this dude been snorting cuz I want some!!
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Wait... So Eve is nothing more than a CIA funded playground??? I approve... Carry on...
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Calling it now, Mittani is Goebbels clone grown in a nuclear shelter in Afghanistan to take over Lybia
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Also, Mittanis cloning was arranged on a BoB barbeque, true story, was there
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CIA NOC`s get paid less than postal workers, but your insurance cards in the mail :)
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IF YOU JUMPED YOU'RE DEAD!
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Does this mean HBC is MI-5?
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Can't we ddos that website please. We've lost a good man. Get him shut.
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Fuck off, Glenn Beck.
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There isn't really a proper category to put Beck in. The closest i can get is he's a Randian Objectivist Birther 9/11 Truther ultra right-wing Anarchist conspiracist wackadoodle who claims to be a Libertarian. note that many of these things are mutually exclusive.Also bear in mind that i'm a right-leaning libertarian, and i think this guy's nuttier than squirrel shit.He's famous for asserting that modern political leftism/transnationalism/progressivism is the fault of one Theodore Roosevelt.That having been said, he's an excellent source for improv comedy gold. See also: Goonswarm is the CIA and VR was a CIA assassin sent to whack the ambassador because something something missiles.
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I don't even know what to say/think anymore. Hide and watch?
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Can anyone imagine if someone sent glenn beck fleet comms out of context, wed have to put a bit of a spin on them but das boot comms could be quite amusing with ships activating their ftl drives etc. hed prob thought hed stumbled onto some great big government secret.
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I wouls have said FEMA around the time of Caterina
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No, no,no.... there is nothing wrong in believing the rest when of what Beck says when the one thing you know something about he gets sooooo wrong
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Why does Beck have an "advance team"...? What sort of dickhead would protect such a slug.
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Oh... I just got to the "was he sodomized.." bit at the end...holy fuck!...honestly...I'm not particularly worried about islamicy-terroristry sorts. What I am perturbed by, is that such a little streak of piss is allowed to do anything, or talk to anyone. If you compare him to some of the nasty little c*nts in the UK (spouting islamist bollocks) they get locked up (home arrest, tagged) and we don't know the charges. (which is pretty shit).Can the yanks not make special case for they're far right nutters?
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LOL funny
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Does this mean that REDSWARM was a CIA FSB backchannel ?
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Mittens you need to TROLL THE FUCK outta Glen Beck
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Sweet jesus. Wait until he hears about all the russians in eve. The cold war is back on, yo!
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Isn't that the whole point of coke?
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You know, Goonswarm being CIA explains alot of things i.e. Goon spais everywhere and the occasional incompetence of CIA. Goonswarm members are CIA agents slacking on the job!
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If you actually accept what Glenn Beck says as the truth, you need to seek out help. The guy is a nutjob.
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Glen Beck, what a dumb fuck.
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When they are not on US side
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It seems beck is on the brink of discovering why Mitt Romney is REALLY called "Mittens". Yes Glenn, next election you have two choices Barack "Super-allah" Obama or Mitt "Jihadswarm" Romney. Its never too late to pledge allegiance to the coming caliphate.
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If you look at pictures of Glenn Beck and SirMolle side by side there are striking similarities... coincidence?I THINK NOT!
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Watch out for the ZEALOTS!
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He was AirForce trained. Most military are trained to destroy intel under fire in case a post is compromised. Saying he was a Seal and CIA (ive seen both) puts him in the wrong service, and then way out there as a NOC with a military background... yeah right.Props to Sean for having the guts to stick to it even though it cost him is life a lot of other people are safe because of his actions. It really shits me off when people try and use him for political BS. He would hate that.
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Pretty sure Beck is firmly against drugs hookers and gambling. He is an ultra right wing religious nut. He is planted firmly in the Republican fundamentalist camp
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Holy shit, he is crazy
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He made some good points then it sprials into tailspin of insanity and paranoid delustions
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You know, since the heading here and all the links I've seen said, "Glenn Beck says Goonswarm is a CIA front", I thought that Glenn Beck said Goonswarm is a CIA front. Why the misleading title? I don't know why they were there but it odd for a US ambassador to be where he was, when he was there, without a security detail. Vile Rat was one of those picked to be with him. You aren't doing VR any service using his death as a means to smear Beck.
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THE BANJO'S EXPLODE AT MIDNIGHT
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Oh my brain hurts, listening to that killed way to many brain cells...
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Wow i am CIA now...been in Goons for about 3-4 months am I due back pay for my new job???
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I knew it! Mittens controls the world! ... XD do people actually believe this guy? Are people that stupid? oh, wait, yes they are. le sigh
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I wouldnt listen to him except for the fact that the past 5 years he hasnt been wrong yet! You have to actually listen to the show, not listen to what people say about the show. Two different things. Many of his statements are taken out of context and manipulated to make him look bad. gold scam? wake up dude, if you had bought gold 4 years ago like beck said, you would be the one who has made money. Start listening to what is going on with a 'neutral' mindset before its too late.
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First of let me give condolences on the loss of your friend a hero who died serving our country. Second. I am in general a fan of glenn beck. While it might be making connections that are not there how do we really know. im not saying glenn is right but we do know that many covert things do happen that never come to light. However im eqully sure that glenn doesnt understand that the gaming community is a genuine family. I thi situation where my "president" had turned his back on me i would probibly reach out to the people i care about most. Again this man died a hero. May he be remembered in life and online.
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"...Space Tyrant. Likes toga, Alaskan Malamutes, bacon, and delegation." Edit: "...with a side of espionage."
The Mittani
Goonswarm Federation CEO, Space Tyrant. Likes yoga, Alaskan Malamutes, bacon, and delegation.