Executive Overlord

The Mittani
Goonswarm Federation CEO, Space Tyrant, Spymaster, Serial tilde abuser.
Likes: Yoga, Alaskan Malamutes, Bacon and Delegation.

Senior Staff

Anderton Faln
Pilot of minor importance in GoonWaffe. No jokes about eggs, please. Twitter: @anderton_faln
Editor, CFC/FA LogiBro, and lazy-bones. Known for cooking bacon while flying as Logi anchor. Currently playing Diablo 3, Invisible Inc. and EVE. Follow @DanDanikov
I am a virtual worlds researcher focussing on adult learning and communities of practice within MMOGs. I examine EVE through multiple lenses: as a researcher, as a new EVE universe participant, and as an experienced gamer. I'm @Eingang on Twitter.
I am a notably incompetent Eve PvP player who has piles of isk. If you see me in your space just react like you would to a faction spawn that drops absurd killmails. Besides spaceships my interests include Science Fiction, cooking, military history, and real world logistics.
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
June Ting
Catch resident, HERO busybody, and cat-herder of noobs.
  1. September 4, 2014
  2. August 28, 2014
  3. August 20, 2014
  4. August 6, 2014
  5. July 30, 2014
Kyle Aparthos
Spacemonkey's Alliance Junior FC, Diplomat, Slave, and "Good at writing PR circlejerking stuff for his alliance, when he's not busy throwing his friends under the bus." ---TMC Comments Section 2014
Omanth Bathana
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
I'm a long-standing GoonSwarm Federation Diplomat, avid Warhammer 40k player, painter and recreational marksman.
  1. September 20, 2012
  2. August 22, 2012
  3. August 21, 2012


Aelias Zero
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
Merch Industrial Director. Kick MRCHI. Enthusiast of Internet Spaceships, Internet Corgis, Biology, and Guitar.
Arthur Heath
Arthur Heath is an itinerant wanderer, currently stuck between 'now' and 'then'. In EVE he can be found lurking in a corporation near you.
Ben Kessell
I have been a gamer all my life and, as my disposable income has increased, so have my tastes. I enjoy wrestling on TV, wrestling with my dog, wrestling with EVE, wrestling with tiny plastic men and their tiny plastic parts and gentle lovemaking with my wife. You can find me at @B3n_5mash on Twitter.
What the craps a bio?
I'm Callduron: FC, trader, explorer, tactician and rambling poster. I fly with the Officer Training School and love to chat about Eve.
  1. December 14, 2014
Cease To Hope
I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and Jesus.
Rick Hunter
Devastatingly intelligent, ravishingly handsome, possible high functioning narcissist.
Darius Johnson
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
  1. February 7, 2014
Standup Comedian, PR guy, Eve & Space Engineers enthusiast, Canadian hoser.
Dirk MacGirk
EVE Online since the glory days of 2008. Just another talking head in a vast universe of epinions. I'm also that guy on the DJ BigCountry show on EVE Radio. Follow me on Twitter at @dirkmacgirk
Dod Kalm
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
Eternal filthy casual. I enjoy gushing about nerdy things while liking to think of myself as the helpful type.
Fawn Tailor
I believe there is a place in New Eden for fair and balanced combat that allows a pilot's skill, dedication and determination to triumph. I have spent most of my Eve career avoiding that place wherever possible.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
Froggy Storm
All glory to the Hypnotoad
  1. December 20, 2014
  2. December 19, 2014
  3. December 10, 2014
  4. December 10, 2014
  5. December 5, 2014
Randolph Sykes
  1. December 15, 2014
  2. December 9, 2014
  3. December 8, 2014
  4. November 26, 2014
  5. November 14, 2014
Deviance Incarnate
Has the charisma of a damp rag and the demeanour of a low-grade bank clerk. Relentless Pandemic Legionnaire with a penchant for K-Pop, pancakes, Procurers and Star Wars. Dislikes: Pilgrims. Especially of the hospital variety. Twitter: @gring_eve
Just another evil goon.
  1. September 13, 2014
  2. July 31, 2014
James 315
James 315 has a distinguished history of combat in nullsec, mostly fighting against the Band of Brothers alliance, which was a bad alliance. Recently he has moved to highsec, where he currently serves as Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec
Johan Krieger
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
Champion of the small guy. I believe everyone should have the chance to build a sandcastle so that I may come tear it down. In my spare time, I play many other games and also enjoy reading.
Kesper North is a humble line member in GoonSwarm Federation. His passions in EVE are nullsec politics and solo PVP. He gladly accepts donations of Orthruses. Twitter: @KesperNorth
From the first day I played the beta for Planetside 1 I knew I was hooked and Planetside 2 has the potential to be something greater. Find me on Twitter: @kidriotgun
QA manager by day, avid World of Tanks and EVE Online player by night. Having worked on AAA MMO titles in the past, I bring the perspective of both the gamer and former games industry professional.
I'm very bad at EVE but very good at sentences.
  1. September 22, 2014
Famed (ie terrible) space mercenary in Eve, 0.6 K/D in Planetside 2. Watch for my videos, please. No else will. Twitter: @LiosoCadelanne
Lyris Nairn
Sky Captain of Your Heart
  1. November 3, 2014
  2. October 30, 2014
  3. October 27, 2014
Resident Newbie. I like EWAR and Logi looks interesting.
Nonnak Severin
I am an evil man, but a good companion.
  1. December 16, 2014
  2. November 23, 2014
  3. November 8, 2014
  4. October 28, 2014
  5. October 28, 2014
I love all things e-sports and mostly play League of Legends, sc2, and Archeage. I co-host TMC Live and ~The MetaShow~. Currently winning EVE! Follow me @Nystrik.
Patrick Heffernan
I’ve been a bookseller for more than 25 years, most of these at an independent bookstore specializing in science fiction, fantasy, and other genre fiction. I hope to be your guide to what’s out there. I only write about books I believe are worthy of your time and my recommendations will be brief.
  1. December 2, 2014
  2. November 24, 2014
  3. November 19, 2014
  4. November 13, 2014
Psianh Auvyander
EVE mercenary, CEO of Noir. Academy, hiker, community manager, blogger, but mostly just a normal guy with an abnormal EVE obsession. Twitter: @wsethbrown
Raktak Takrak
Long time gamer, EVE noob - Raktak is earning his stripes in Faction Warfare and by occasionally getting ROLFSTOMPED by pirates. When not plexing and iHub bashing, Raktak hopes he's at least in the running for having the dumbest name in all of EVE.
Scott Manley
Scotsman, Astronomer, Gamer, Hacker. http://youtube.com/user/szyzyg Twitter @DJSnM
Set's Chaos
I've spent time in NPC null, high sec, faction warfare, and several null alliance blocks. I've dabbled in many aspects of the game, but really enjoy learning new nuances.
Sion Kumitomo
Chief of Staff and Lead Diplomat for Goonswarm Federation. Member of CSM 9. I enjoy tea, banana pancakes, and chatting with people. I can be reached in EVE or on twitter @siggonK.
Cat lover and avid space know-it-all, I am a terrible gamer who consistently sucks at any game that requires aiming. As a result I play EVE Online, but I can also make a mighty fine omelette in Cooking Mama.
Though suffering from a lifelong comma phobia, Stelios102 bravely manages to FC in a nullsec region far, far away.
  1. November 10, 2014
  2. October 30, 2014
  3. October 29, 2014
  4. October 5, 2014
  5. September 29, 2014
I was too lazy to write a bio. Kick me in the face until I do.
Turk Fezzik
I am a gamer and software developer who can sometimes be found in Eve Online or Dust 514. I like short walks on the beach to reach the cooler and retrieve a craft-brew IPA. You can reach me on twitter @tfezz.
Vahl Ahashion
(No longer!) Perpetually broke pilot for Fidelas Constans. Send me an ingame mail if there's a book you think I should review.
Webb Mordock
EVE Online, Goonswarm, 2007 - Present. Small, pointless scams and schemes. Think positive thoughts, and have a nice day! Call me @webb_mordock.
Wolf Merrik
I am Wolf Merrik. I am a fan of all things internet spaceships! New Eden is my second home. http://www.twitch.tv/wolfmerrik/
  1. December 11, 2014